life so far
- chilling
- talking to my girlfriend
- fucking with tablet
- reading my bible
- experimenting with my guitar playing
- and not going outside
IT IS THE GOOD LIFE
Teenage girls 364 days a year: My mom is such a complete bitch. She thinks she's allowed to control my life but I don't want to live by her stupid rules. I hope she dies and goes to hell because I hate her and I never want to see her ugly face again.
Teenage girls on Mother's Day: Happy Mother's Day to the most beautiful loving woman I have met in my entire life, there aren't enough cards in the world to show my gratitude for my mother, I love you mom <3
MY GIRLFRIEND IS COMING OVER LATER
SO FUCKING EXCITED
we’re gonna cuddle, watch disney movies, and shes gonna watch me perform in my schools jazz band later on :3 EXCITEMENT EXCITEMENT
THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FREAKING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
Life is now complete
omfg
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREATEST THING EVER.
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couldn’t you just imagine a car with a family in it passing by this and then the little kid in the back seat starts going ape shit “MOM! MOM! WOODYS REAL. HE’S REALLY REAL.”
perfect<3
