*deep quote*

so my brother asked if i could help him deal, and i agreed since i helped him before

but the game frickin changed

~~along with mary jane now coke is being involved~~

kinda sad that i actually loathe my birthday each year

The truth is, you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath, I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

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becontentwithoutperfection:

vulner4ble:

muchtoocynical:

nicholascobalt:

play this at my funeral

no words

this made me cringe

HAHAHA

ohmygod

internetexplorers:

my favourite sex position is 9

that’s me

curled up in my bed

alone

crying

i really wish i didn’t have feelings/emotions at times

idek bro i just feel content with life

my neck bro

craized:

unintendedly:

miel-doux:

when-you-were-young:

One of my favorite posts on tumblr

this is perfect omg

I’d love to do this.

this is beautiful

If Bands Were Teachers

Pierce The Veil: The Spanish teacher who calls everyone "Darling."
My Chemical Romance: The Drama teacher who loves to wear black and reads comic books
Rise Against: The wild History teacher who talks about wars a lot
Sleeping With Sirens: The hot Teacher girls hit on.
Green Day: The fucking principal
Blood On The Dance Floor: The teacher fired for having sexual relations with students.
Family Force 5: the guy that replaced Blood On The Dance Floor 
All Time Low: The Gym Teacher that makes everyone play dodge ball every day
Panic! At The Disco: the teacher that's been around for a while
Paramore: the hot nurse
Fall Out Boy: The teacher stuck teaching Sex ED.
Blink 182: The English teacher that teaches you about every cuss word.

summer-of-1964:

king-of-the-w0rld:

The Devil Wears Prada by schwegweb on Flickr.

just

its gonna be a good week

magicmaxxy:

whatjanesays:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING.

THIS IS A VIDEO OF JOSH KEATON (VOICE OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN) READING A SELECTION OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MEMES.

#everyone go home the internet is over

IM FUCKING CHOKING. I CANNOT BREATHE